kankles

kankles
1. (kankles) (914↑, 75↓)
Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary\! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles\! It's a kanklet\!

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2. (Kankles) (302↑, 117↓)
When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.

Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz\!

3. (kankles) (255↑, 85↓)
when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.

damn, homie\! those are some kankles\!

4. (kankles) (135↑, 89↓)
A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle.

Look at that lady, her calves just go straight into her foot, man she has kankles.

5. (Kankles) (58↑, 44↓)
When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.

That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.

6. (kankles) (89↑, 78↓)
the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.

Chris Wimer has kankles.

7. (kankles) (73↑, 64↓)
when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle\!\!

looks like u only have a calf and then foot\!\!\!\!ya dont have to be fat to have them\!\!its just a default\!

8. (Kankles) (9↑, 2↓)
where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)

"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo" "yeah, just like kegs..." "LOL, cronic KANKLES"

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9. (Kankles) (8↑, 2↓)
It is someone who's ankles and calfs are the same width, they look like kankles because they are now as one.

"Wow Michael look at her ankles.." "Mate there not ankles they're kankles, the calf n ankle are the same width" "Aw so there is a name for that deformity(I)"

10. (Kankles) (3↑, 2↓)
When someones leg has no ankle, when someone has tree trunk legs so their leg goes straight down without turning it at the ankle.

someone has kankles when their leg looks like they dont even have an ankle as it goes from leg to foot

11. (kankles) (20↑, 25↓)
a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot

Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.

12. (Kankles) (9↑, 17↓)
When the calf goes to the foot

Stacey Fraser has kankles

13. (kankles) (27↑, 36↓)
kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

14. (Kankles) (30↑, 42↓)
Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker' 'brought to us in kankle vision' 'another kank in the bank' 'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles' 'granny kankles'

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15. (kankles) (5↑, 20↓)
It happens when some one is so fat their knee fat hands down as almost a protective fat layer over thier ankles.

Shit bro Bitch's knee fat hangs down to her ankles. Thems Kankles.

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16. (kankles) (25↑, 40↓)
this is when a person is so fat that their calves and ankles meld together to form one nasty ass leg

check out that fat ho w/ the kankles.

17. (Kankles) (35↑, 51↓)
When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps? I dunno but check out my kankles\!

18. (kankles) (1↑, 19↓)
(this is an alternate definition by my best buddie.) big, ugly, protruding ankles.

"My kankles make my feet stick out wierd in ballet so the dance teacher yells at me when i'm not doing anything wrong \!"

19. (kankles) (15↑, 38↓)
A kankle is when there is so much fat on your ankles they look like legs.

"Mr.B has pimpily, hairly, warty, kankles\!"

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20. (kankles) (15↑, 39↓)
kankles is when u never see ur ankles so its like one big fat ass leg\!

look over there jansyn has kankles\!there so nastay

21. (kankles) (9↑, 60↓)
the ever popular high-heeled shoe from he 80's. this flattering piece of foot wear is pointy at the toe and high heeled like a pump but has an upper that laces tight to the ankle.

wow\! those kankles really look hot with your tapered acid-washed jeans.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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